Muscle Contractions

A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students.

Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"

She replied, "He's probably golfing with his friends."

:eek:

ROTF!!!

Good one. :p

guess this will do for the joke thread...
but this is a bit to true...

Dear Kotex,
>
>I recently noticed that the peel-off strip of my
pantiliner had a bunch
>of
>"Kotex Tips for Life" on it. Annoying advice such
as:
>
>-Staying active during your period can relieve
cramps.
>-Avoiding caffeine may help reduce cramps and
headaches.
>-Drink 6-8 glasses of water a day to keep you
hydrated and feeling
>fresh.
>-Try Kotex blah blah blah other products
>
>Obviously the person behind this was someone who has
never possessed a
>functioning set of ovaries.
>
>Go ahead and tell a menstruating woman TO HER FACE
that drinking 6-8
>glasses
>of water will help keep her feeling fresh. See what
happens and report
>back.
>I'll wait......
>
>While you're at it, dump out the coffee at work and
remove the chocolate
>from the vending machine. I guarandamntee that the
first responders
>will be
>females who just ovulated.
>Look, females don't need or want tips for living on
feminine hygiene
>products. Younger girls are already hearing
"helpful" crap like that
>from
>their elderly relatives. Veteran females have already
concocted their
>own
>recipes for survival, most containing alcohol.
>
>Printing out sh*t advice while sneaking in ads for
the brand THAT WAS
>ALREADY PURCHASED is just plain annoying, not to
mention rude and enough
>to
>send a girl running to the Always brand.
>
>Mostly we'd like to forget that we even need these
products. It's not a
>fun
>time, but DO NOT try to cheer us up by adding smiley
faces or bunnies or
>flowery cutesy crap to your products or the
packaging. Put the sh*t in
>a
>plain brown wrapper so we can throw it in our carts
discreetly and have
>it
>blend in among the wine and beer and the chocklate.
There is nothing
>more annoying than
>having a blinding pink package announcing your
uterine state to everyone
>in
>the store.
>
>The ultimate goal of your product should be
functional invisibility at
>every
>stage, including at the point of purchase.
>
>So take your tips for "living happy with your period"
and shove them
>right up your a**. (Try
>drinking six to eight glasses of water to make you
feel fresher while
>you're
>doing it!)
>
>Ovarily Yours
>Miss PMS
>

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh that was funny!!

but seriously... how did your SO react the first time you asked him to pick up these nessecary products??
I know when mine comes I don't want to get out of bed!