I NEED TO GET LAID

thats it.

:eek: Shouldn't ya be hittin' that sexy beast of a man ya got up for that? :D Actually, it's all about them specks. ;)

Actually... getting laid is always a good thing.
~phos

I've been TRYING... NOTHINGS WORKING.

damn old men.

Gettign laid? I don't wanna hear it.:o

well we plan to tonite.. wish me luck...

we're been 'planning' for a week and a half!
I just dont have what it takes any more.

I will keep you posted. I know ya'all are on the edge of your seat.

i forget what it feels like its been so darn long- i feel your pain:(

LOL! I love sex :D If Ida know it was HALF this good when i was in High School, Ida been SUCH a slut! :D

Alanna

well for you YOUNG ins...


it started getting good at 30
it started getting great at 35

now at 45 it's AWESOME....

Weeee!!! So it only gets better...sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.:D

I hear ya....he's been gone 3 days now....25 more to go. :(

Well...just so yall know...

I got laid tonight. *BIG ASS GRIN*

My man asked for the "extra special" tuck-in to bed tonight. *grin* (which is unusual cuz usually he just plops into bed and is out by the time I finish tucking him in.) :D

Just thought I'd share!!!

Nadine.

I'mma get laid tomorrow for sure too! :D

Bought some ribbon today...I'mma tie up the naughty bits so that I look like a present. *grin*

Nadine.

I got laid too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I'm gonna get more tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!

But for those of you out there who aren't getting any... it had been 3 weeks!!
It really SUCKS that we don't live together yet!!!!!!!!!

But I had my second interview with LAUSD this morning and that went well!!
I have a referal to call a local high school (okay, so it's my alma matter, how wierd is that??) that is looking for a history teacher!! Gonna call the principal tomorrow!!!! WISH ME LUCK!!!!!!!!!
Oh... And I am now OFFICIALLY a SUBSTITUTE TEACHER!!

Once I get a stedy permanent job, I'm getting my own place!!
And I'm gonna get laid ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!

Daaaaaaamn! I've gotten laid the past 5 nights...and I'M STILL trying to get him off my leg! I'll pack him up and pass him on if you like...I think he's mentioned wanting a third before...and a forth, and a fifth...did someone say orgie?! LOL! :D

Alanna:o

oh my man gets the job done!! And he certainly mAkes up for lost time!!
It's just a matter of getting the time. What we NEED is a "love nest". It's hard with my grandmother and the nut that he works for.
Anybody want to give up a spare room once in a while?

ummm you guys are not helping.

well if it helps... i didn't get any last night

well if it helps... i didn't get any last night
well... not REALLY... it's not like I DON'T want others to get laid...

I just dont want to hear about it til I finally get laid.:o

Ha! Try not being laid for 2 years!!! Yes, you heard me!

I just don't have it in me (;) ) to have sex with someone I don't love - and since I fell for a guy who's not available to me, that's just the way it is. It got a lot worse when I found out he felt the same for me. So close, yet so far away...

Rosie's sisters try to help, but it's a meagre substitution.

It sucks.

Skibunny, you're lucky! I hope my misery can cheer you up.

Ha! Try not being laid for 2 years!!! Yes, you heard me!


3 for me!:(

I feel your pain, Salt! But you could look at it like this - I'm 26, so 2 years is a much larger portion of my life, percentage wise. You've been laid a lot more than I ever have. If that makes any difference!

I admire you Marianna and Salt. I've so been there, and I believe it's the right way to be.

BUT right now is not one of those times. As for this weekend I have two words.

Jacuzzi suite.

Now I just hope I don't slip and break something.

it was getting close to four years before I met Shane.
And people wonder why I put out on the first date??

I had sex the first time when I was 25 :eek:

Alanna

I had sex the first time when I was 25 :eek:

Alanna

See, that I can admire. But no way in hell was it gonna work for me.

Well, its been since Saturday afternoon for me. And its Tuesday?! This is sooo not like us. :(

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

I'm much better now.

LMAO!!! :D

Alec says I have to appologize for gloating about our wonderful sex life.

I say I'm not appologizing for nothin. *grin*

Nadine.

Alec says I have to appologize for gloating about our wonderful sex life.

I say I'm not appologizing for nothin. *grin*

Nadine.


you just want a spankin.....

you just want a spankin.....

*grin* Maybe. heehee.

Nadine.

The last time I got laid is....NEVER! lol..I'm 21 and still a virgin. I'm proud of it, but lately, I've been...you know...wanting it...:o

Oh you poor poor thing!
Granted I a virgin untill I was 23. Though I think I might have lost that earlier if my first two boyfirends hadn't been closet cases (they both came out years later! but that is for another post...)
Now according Shane, he "can't find my OFF switch!"

gawd not even my hair is virgin anymore.

The last time I got laid is....NEVER! lol..I'm 21 and still a virgin. I'm proud of it, but lately, I've been...you know...wanting it...:o
I was a virgin til I was almost 22.

I was a virgin til 18, but since then I've only been with the guy thats now my hubby.

gawd not even my hair is virgin anymore.

ROFLMFAO... God, Nessa... that is an absolutely hilarious line. :D Where's Jesique's Dom smilie when you need it. ;) LOL!!
~phos

Where's Jesique's Dom smilie when you need it. ;) LOL!!
~phos

LOL!!! This is one of the funniest things I've read all day! :D

As for me...I lost my virginity at the tender age of 21. (but that doesn't mean I didn't do other fun stuff before that!!!)

Nadine.