Good Jokes Here...

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice tooLong?
Polaroid's

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko.

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef. Can you pea soup?

15. Where Do You Find a Dog Wi th No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Some body's Gonna Lose A Trailer

Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile...

LOL @ Phossy. :)

I like #11 and #21!

I actually tell a few of those.

What do gay horses eat?

Haaayyy. (you kinda have to hear that one)

Can we tell dirty jokes?

Can we tell dirty jokes?

Sure, but if the ladies here clobber you for it, don't come running to me! :D

What do you call a dear with no eyes?



No idea..

What do you call a dear with no eyes and no legs?




Still no idea! :D

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

17 cracked me up....but I have a very warped sense of humor....

A woman goes to her doctors with two green spots, one inside each thigh. "They won't wash off or scrape off and seem to be getting worse" she tells him. The doctor takes a look and tells her they won't know what it is until they get the test reults back. Later he calls her at home and tells her she's got nothing to worry about, "the test results were clear, but does your husband ride a Harley ?" "Yes", she says, "Why?"

The doctor says " Tell him his earrings aren't gold

Those are good ones !!