Kids

I think the way to a woman's heart is through her uterus. I was at the bookstore last night to buy mom a couple magazines and the three very attractive ladies working the counter were fawning over a little 2 year old girl that was standing by the counter.
Any of you ladies have a 1 or 2 year old kid or grandkid I could borrow for a day? I could pass myself off as its dad or uncle and use it to draw in babes.

lmao.. babies and puppies.. gimme another 5 moonths and you can borrow mine ;)

lmao.. babies and puppies.. gimme another 5 moonths and you can borrow mine ;)
*choo choo* the nookie train is coming 'round the bend!

I think the way to a woman's heart is through her uterus. I was at the bookstore last night to buy mom a couple magazines and the three very attractive ladies working the counter were fawning over a little 2 year old girl that was standing by the counter.
Any of you ladies have a 1 or 2 year old kid or grandkid I could borrow for a day? I could pass myself off as its dad or uncle and use it to draw in babes.

You better get a puppy! They might fawn over the baby but they'll think you're married or attached. That's counterproductive to your goal..... :p ;) :D

I can't take a puppy in a bookstore though. And I have to buy it worm pills. "Hey ladies, meet my little nephew........."

I can't take a puppy in a bookstore though. And I have to buy it worm pills. "Hey ladies, meet my little nephew........."

Ok....niece or nephew would work..... ;)

Get a kid and buy a t-shirt that says "#1 Uncle" yes, they do have them;) :D

My kids always draw the ladies in. Evertime. I was getting to the point that even when I was standing there they'd approach my man!! WTF? Get away from my man!!

Get the t-shirt Poll.

~Jenna

Hmmmmm T-shirt.....seeing the way those girls oooohed and aaaaahed over that kid last night I'll try anything.

People are like that with Lira, too. I think everyone is drawn to her and she's not even really LITTLE anymore. She's 6 now, and vibrant and funny and smart as hell and everyone notices her and fawns over her wherever we go. I don't mind, really, as I fawn over her, too. Now I've seen her 2 hours in the last 7 days... 1 hour on Monday and an hour tonight. Damn I miss those kids... :( Wish I had more in me to give to them right now instead of pain and delirium.
~phos

I think the way to a woman's heart is through her uterus.

Not everyone's! I steer VERY clear of anyone with kids. I don't care for them.

Now dogs? Have a dog and I'll fawn all over it. I'm a bit crazy about doggies.

~Crysania

Get a kid and buy a t-shirt that says "#1 Uncle" yes, they do have them;) :D

My kids always draw the ladies in. Evertime. I was getting to the point that even when I was standing there they'd approach my man!! WTF? Get away from my man!!

Get the t-shirt Poll.

~Jenna

They did?! Auch. That is irritating. If I am drawn in somewhere to admire those little faces, hands, feet, big eyes etc. I sure check out the parents too (only curious, do they resemble etc etc) but checking that man?! NO WAY! that realy is irritating!

:cool:

by the way poll, think by bringing your cute nephew you'll reach your goal alright :D

by the way poll, think by bringing your cute nephew you'll reach your goal alright :D
Thank you :D