Annoy your kids...

1. Stand in front of the TV when they're watching their favorite show.

2. Scream for no reason

3. Scare the poop out of them by sneaking up from behind and yelling BOO. :eek:

4. Tell one of their friends how old they were when they stopped wetting the bed or potty trained...

5. Smile and nod your head at everything they say... then say "What did you say?"

... add more... :D

tell them they're adopted.

1,tell them when i was YOUR age then tell them how hard HOMEWORK or whatever WAS
2. when they have a tiny boo-boo tell them it'll heal before you get married
3. move your mouth like your talking but no sound comes out.

Insist that you are their sister, not thier mother. Particularly in public.
(my mom used to do that)

Hog the TV or PlayStation when they want to use it :D

For Boys: run after them with their supersoaker, which they probably fire at you once in a while, at the family pet, and at your clean windows; ensure they get a damn good soaking :D

Start vacuming and dusting in their bedroom at 7AM on Saturday morning :D

Say ramdon words loudly, while they're watching their favorite TV show :D

On your weekly grocery shopping trip, additionally buy an economy brand of soda (the cheaper the better!) on arriving home, leave your normal soda in the trunk of your car for at least one day. When your children complain that the new type of soda you've just bought tastes really bad, and they prefered the version you normally buy, inform them that your grocery store now only stocks this type of soda, and it's with your displeasure, that you'll only be able to buy this brand in future :D

When they ask you to drive them somewhere, drive in a loop of at least 3 miles. On the second loop, when they point out that you have already driven on this section of road, assure them you know where you are going and that you'll be arriving shortly. Maintain driving around the loop for at least 40 minutes. Refute any claims that you are driving around in circles, and say that you are now only a couple of minutes away from their destination :D

OMG snapper!!! You would drive kids nuts!!! :D

wave their bras around the laundramat...

When they ask you to drive them somewhere, drive in a loop of at least 3 miles. On the second loop, when they point out that you have already driven on this section of road, assure them you know where you are going and that you'll be arriving shortly. Maintain driving around the loop for at least 40 minutes. Refute any claims that you are driving around in circles, and say that you are now only a couple of minutes away from their destination :D

ROFLAO!!! :D

Keep saying their name OVER and OVER and OVER faster and FASTER and FASTER. Oh God, annoys the hell out of them.

Create a funny voice and refuse to speak any other way...
~phos

When they get hurt ask...

"Are you bleeding? No? Ok...you're fine."

Used to annoy the crap out of me.

Nadine.

cook their favourite dessert and the other meal they hate most.they wont taste it until they are done with a full plate of whatever.

tell them depending on their marks they will go to an awesome summer camp!!when all those A and Bs come...tell them they are going to "Grandma's summer Camp for Naughty Children" like every freaking summer :cool:

Now they know you love them,if they are in their teens,hug them and kiss them when their friends are home,tell them your son/daughter will always be your baby no matter how old is she/her and that you will always think of him/her as the baby that had to use diapers until 6 cause he/she was scared of the dark and would not dare to wake up in the middle of the night and go to the bathroom :D

we'd call MOM and she's say


I"m not mom I've changed my name to GRIZELDA....



a few years back I met a woman named Grizelda... I could never say her name without laughing....


develop momisims:

oh wait... idea for a new thread :bolt: