MaMd leo
05-29-2007, 07:47 PM
My parents are visiting at present and today my son (aged 12) asked my father if he was born in 1944 or 1844.. :D
You should have seen the look of horror on my father's face :eek:
My poor son was so embarrassed when he realised what he'd asked pmsl :blush:
What funny things have your children said? :)
:mtag:
Sdoah
05-29-2007, 10:41 PM
The other day my youngest came to me while she was supposed to be picking up her toys, and said, "I'm going to pray to Jesus that all the bad people have to do all the chores and the good people don't"
I just about busted a gut, sadly she was serious and it hurt her feelings, but I told her that working builds character and it was good for her.;)
Shan
Polarity
05-30-2007, 12:17 PM
We got caught. Nothing horrific was seen, but my 5 year old asked if we were "acting out" :roflao: He said "what are you guys doing? Are you guys acting out?"
~Jenna
Ratwoofer
05-30-2007, 02:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czTuUmL3g_I
Trish
05-30-2007, 02:47 PM
We got caught. Nothing horrific was seen, but my 5 year old asked if we were "acting out" :roflao: He said "what are you guys doing? Are you guys acting out?"
~Jenna
:roflao:
That's so cute and funny!
Damn! I feel like "acting out"!!! :p ;) :D
Goldfire
05-30-2007, 02:56 PM
When my bro was very little he walked in on my mom and dad doing the deed. Of course he was horrified and thought my dad was hurting my mom. She explained to him that people who love each other "make love". He seemed to get it.
Fast forward to a few days later. My parents were getting ready to go out, drop the bro off at the babysitter's, and meet up with friends. One of their friends called to confirm plans. Bro answered the phone. The friend asked to speak to my mom or dad. Bro replied, "They're making love." He hung up the phone. Friend called back laughing hysterically and Mom was embarrassed.
:roflao:
hellodolly
05-30-2007, 04:31 PM
My brother went up to an obese man, pointed at his stomach and said "You've got too many sandwiches in there."
I think he was about three.
MaMd leo
05-30-2007, 06:34 PM
My brother went up to an obese man, pointed at his stomach and said "You've got too many sandwiches in there."
I think he was about three.
:giggle: :roflao:
mylife
05-31-2007, 09:46 AM
Oh...mine has a litany of funnies. The most recent was this:
She's in PK4 and will be in Kindergarten come this fall. At pre-school, she has spanish class twice a week. She knows all her colors, numbers, body parts, letters and most common things such as shoes, chair, book etc...in spanish. Knows far more than me.
We have "taco night" once a week (she loves them). She gets done eating and is clearing the table when she rips a mean one. She starting giggling uncontrollably. When she calmed herself she said, "Mommy! Excuse me, I'm sorry, tacos make me have the fartados!" I said fartados? She said, yeah mommy, you know, fartado, that's spanish for fart!
I was rolling on the floor. (knowing good and well that though my spanish is far more limited than my 4 1/2 yr old's) that she was making it up to be funny.
Gunner
05-31-2007, 01:09 PM
My daughter and I were play fighting one time and with her fists raised she asks; "You want a piece of pie?"
(instead of "You want a piece of me")
Then she punches me in the nuts while I am laughing.
hellodolly
05-31-2007, 01:33 PM
My daughter and I were play fighting one time and with her fists raised she asks; "You want a piece of pie?"
(instead of "You want a piece of me")
Then she punches me in the nuts while I am laughing.
CLASSIC.
Polarity
05-31-2007, 01:39 PM
When my son was about 8 he and a friend got into a little tif. His friend says to him "oh yeah!! My dad will come beat your dad up!!" and my son respond's saying..." oh yeah!! Well, I got 2 dad's that will beat your dad up!!"
He has never met his biological father. He has but he was only a year old. He had just discovered (against my wishes) that my husband is not his biological dad. So it was pretty funny. Shut the other kid up!!
~Jenna
MaMd leo
05-31-2007, 07:14 PM
Daughter's friend was boasting about how her uncle had been on television recently.. My daughter (aged 7) didn't want to feel left out and with hands on hips promptly said:
"Well, our chairs have been in the paper!" :D
Trish
05-31-2007, 07:58 PM
Years ago when my best girlfriend's daughter was making her First Communion we were shopping for her communion dress. We were all in the dressing room while Stacey tried on dresses and out of the blue she said in a very sweet and innocent voice "Mom, were you and Trish here when the dinosaurs were on the earth?"
Now that sweet little girl has a daughter of her own.....
One of these days she's going to get paid back for that question..... :p :D
